Friday, April 8, 2011

Try the Dirty Dash


Kathy & I put together a little something for you in the mail yesterday.  To try to entice you to come live in Seattle for the summer again, Kathy included some fliers for races around the area.  If you did come do a race, too bad Kathy can't run it with you because she will be majorly pregnant this summer.

We came across a flier fir the Dirty Dash.  The wording made me giggle out loud.

"Have you ever said to yourself, 'Marathons are too easy, and Triathlons are for sissies?'

We haven't either ... those races are really hard.  Think about it ... the first person to run a marathon actually died.  HE DIED! ... and he probably didn't even have fun along the way!

Well let us introduce you to the new race in town ... THE DIRTY DASH.  This race puts all other races to shame.  The Dirty Dash is a mud run obstacle course where a military boot camp meets your inner five-year-old's fantasy and subsequently converts boy to man and then ... mad to swine. 

You'll need endurance to trudge up mountains of sludge, courage to over come uncompromising obstacles, a complete lack of shame to wallow in pits of mud and a smile to show through at the end!

So let this mud run obstacle course become your new guilty pleasure.  Go solo or with some of your dirtiest, filthiest & uncouth friends.  On either accord ... you will be able to look at yourself in the mirror and say 'I am a Dirty Dasher!' ... and then proceed to clean yourself off."

Isn't that hilarious?  I think maybe I should do this instead of the Triathlon.  What do you think?  Are you game when you come to Seattle?

-Miss T

PS - The Dirty Dash is in Utah in September!!!! What a fun group date!


  1. Call me crazy but I think that race looks AWESOME. But who doesn't love getting down and dirty...I mean really. Cute cute blog!